September 30, 2011

The Efts are away from the blog for a bit


Amazing news! We've been officially contracted to do the music for the upcoming social networking game called Robot Destroy Club.  It's thrilling to work on a project such as this, and we've been putting in a lot of hours making in-game loops, theme songs and more.  We're having so much fun that it's hard to believe we're getting paid to do this! We're also putting together a new 6-song mini-album for the same project, which will be released early next year.  Due to the nature of our contract with Jesta Labs, we're unable to publish these songs here until after the game's release.  We hope you continue to enjoy the previous songs posted here and appreciate your patience as we work through our contracted songs.  We should have some non-Robot Destroy Club-related songs to post soon after completing the contract.

September 04, 2011

Robots Are Our Friends


Download our 3rd free album! --> Robots Are Our Friends-The Efts

3rd Album!  We've assembled eight more of our tunes for this latest album called Robots Are Our Friends.  We're currently working on the in-game soundtrack for an upcoming game called Robot Destroy Club and have robots on the brain.  After weeks of referring to each other as Shanbot and Loretbot it seemed inevitable that the title of our third release would be robot flavored.  We hope you enjoy this sampling of our work which includes our most recent six songs as well as two older tunes we've recently re-polished.  The album versions of most of these songs are newer than those previously posted on this site.

Robots Are Our Friends contents:

01 What You Do
02 Robot Destroy
03 Co-op Dreams
04 MiniMotoX
05 Revolves Around You
06 Wiles Goes To School
07 You Are A Giant To Me
08 Time-Lapse Photography Life

August 15, 2011

Robot Destroy




...or you can check out the YouTube version --> Robot Destroy - The Efts

Lolo and I had a ton of fun making this song. This creation was born after a night of playing with sounds at Dylan and Deanie's place up in New York. We combined the dropped-octave synths with some lyrics we had worked up for Dylan's upcoming social networking game called Robot Destroy Club in an attempt to make a theme song for his project. Big thanks go out to our core beta-listening team who are integral to crafting the final versions of our songs - Dylan, Kristian, Deanie, Trista, Andrew, John and Sara. Thanks so much!!  And even more thanks to Wiles for his wonderful artwork created just for this song.

Lyrics:

There. You can feel it every time.
It's a tingle in your spine.
Your electric robot spine.
And it goes dunt, dunt, dunt, dunt.
Send a signal to your beat box
and we heat rocks with our lasers,
fire tasers with our robot claws.
Pew, pew, pew, pew
Robot destroy.

I. I am a robot.
You. You are a robot.
We can take this city down
Level this entire town
Robot destroy.
Robot destroy.

We. We can be robots.
Free. Free to be robots.
Computerized devil guise
deadly red robotic eyes
Robot enjoy.
Robot destroy.

July 25, 2011

Co-op Dreams


Dylan sets the tone.

Listen to/download this song --> Co-op Dreams - The Efts
Watch the YouTube version --> Co-op Dreams -The Efts

Happy birthday Dylan!! Here's a song in tribute of the last two decades of playing video games with you. We've co-opped our way through countless titles since meeting in 1991. The future holds so much promise for tomorrow's gaming, which makes our amazing teamwork even more of an asset. Thanks for taking so many virtual bullets for me! And thanks for letting me control the feet.

Lyrics:

When we get a new game
we get a new world to tame
we pick our character names
and they're always the same

We figure out the controls
with the easiest goals
such as looking in holes
for some cartoony moles

In our games, co-op teams
In our sleep, co-op dreams

We made our Katamaris
and we rolled through cities
now we utilize Wiis
to do exercisiis.


From your living room
with your Genesis
we have come so far
we are limitless.


When you fall asleep
in that world above
you can see me there
with a Powerglove.

When you get stressed out
and you need to play
get the Vectrex out
make blue skies from gray

June 17, 2011

The Efts on uNKnOwnCluBbErZ!!!


Link to the exclusive album --> TheEftsLoveuNKnOwnCluBbErZ

uNKnOwnCluBbErZ is a site that should be familiar with many people who like electronic
music. Ludo of uNKnOwnCluBbErZ has been gathering and posting new music for years, and it's with great honor that we are now included there! We've remixed seven of our more recent tunes, and also added our 4 newest songs in an effort to provide uNKnOwnCluBbErZ with a unique selection of our work. The mp3 versions of our songs available at Ludo's site are higher quality than those available here. We can't ever thank Ludo enough for his influence. His dedication and zeal for electronic music is unparalleled, and the world is a better place for having him among us.

June 10, 2011

What You Do

The Efts circa 1990

Listen to/Download this song --> What You Do - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> What You Do - The Efts

Lolo and I have had many adventures. We've traveled thousands of miles together, spent thousands of hours together and are completely addicted to one another. I love her and what she does. This song is dedicated to the adventures we've had, and will be our theme song during future forays into chaos.

Lyrics:

The day after we bought our house you said
"This is where we could beat the living dead
in the zombie apocalypse."
and I said "I love you and what you do."

We were walking home from a show one night
and you stole those hens and chicks and took flight
through the neighborhood and
as we ran I yelled "I love you and what you do!"

Never listen to radio, oh no.
We control the audio
Our love is stereo.
I love you so.

Sneaking into that strange basement
and we hid next to the drums
and kissed and never got found.
Then we crossed the busy highway
and went into the woods
and I whispered "I love you and what you do."

June 07, 2011

MiniMotoX

Dylan and Eric take a tour of the grounds

Listen to/download this song --> MiniMotoX - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> MiniMotoX - The Efts

This song is for our amazing friend Dylan. It was designed for a singular purpose: to be listened to whilst crushing his competition in the fast-paced, knock-down, backyard minimotocross circuit. We hope that he is able to utilize the power inherent in the mono analog sounds found within this song. May your traction be sticky and your battery be forever charged, Dyl.

Lyrics:

C'mon baby ride. You've got to win this minimotocross.
Spinning wheels, plastic wheels, little wheels make dirt fly.
Making the eights, making the eights, crazy eights.
Racetrack, racetrack in the lawn.

June 02, 2011

The Efts on Indie69's June 2011 Playlist

Download the playlist here --> Indie69 June 2011 New Music Playlist

Hooray! We've been once again included in the Indie69 monthly playlist. Our song Tiniest Viking is one of over 100 brand new songs from a ton of bands you've never heard on the June playlist. We're very pleased to have been considered worthy of inclusion for the second time in Indie69's massive mp3 dissemination project. Click the link above to find the the 1gig playlist.

May 19, 2011

Wiles Goes to School

Listen to/Download this song --> Wiles Goes to School - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> Wiles Goes to School - The Efts

This song is dedicated to Dylan and Deanie's oldest son. Wiles starts kindergarten this coming fall so we wrote a tune in support of his journey. We tried a few new things with this project. Singing like a robot was new (no effect used there, just sang in a nasally robot tone using a two-part harmony) as was an experiment with dropping the bass a full octave around 1:25.

Lyrics:

Wouldn't it be cool
when Wiles goes to school
Don't go alone
He takes a robot too

When Wiles goes to school
it gets robotical

Kicks the kickball real far
Stands in line for him
Gets an extra lunch

Knows the answers to tests
and how to solve all the quests
Robots are the best

May 13, 2011

Revolves Around You

My world revolves around her.

Listen to/download this song --> Revolves Around You - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> Revolves Around You - The Efts

Lolo and I have spent over two decades together. She's the core of the gravitational force guiding my life's trajectory. I tried to convey that feeling in the lyrics to this latest song I wrote for her. The universe may unfold it's plans, but Lolo and I have our own schematics.

Lyrics:

Age is relative
to the speed of the Earth
as it revolves around the sun.

Time is measured
as we spin across space.
We'll take measure from what we've done.

We get older.
I don't notice.
I'm no satellite of the sun.

My world revolves around you.

The Efts on The GeekSpin!

Link to the podcast --> The GeekSpin 33: No Such Thing As a Free Comic Book

Perhaps you've been hearing a dinging sound. That's the sound of the sparkle of our teeth as we smile uncontrollably. The source for our happiness? Our recent inclusion in episode 33 of The GeekSpin with Brad Bowyer. Brad has been making great quality podcasts for a long time and we are deeply overjoyed to hear one of our songs on his program. The GeekSpin is a wonderful source of nerdy music, and has been a catalyst for our inspiration. Thanks Brad!!!!!

Geek Love

Download the album (it's free!) --> Geek Love - The Efts

Yay! We're pleased to present our second collection of songs. The tunes in this album were designed as gifts for some of our friends or for each other. We hope that the geeky love contained within each song might provide some warmth for your heart as well. Some of the selections are unique updated versions of songs previously released on our blog. Lyrics and notation can be found at each song's original blog post linked to the list below:


May 10, 2011

My Science Garden

An early incarnation of Lolo's science garden

Download/Listen to this song --> My Science Garden - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> My Science Garden - The Efts

I had Lolo in mind when I wrote this song. She has a carefully planned garden in front of our house. Raised beds, companion planting, customized soil mixtures, and many exciting botanical discoveries have made this a focal point in Lolo's vision for our property. I'm hoping this song will be re-recorded in the near future with Lolo's voice replacing mine. It's her science garden, after all.

Lyrics:

This space is mine.
I carved out of the world out in front of my house.
I see it every day.

When I close my eyes
I am in my science garden.

I made it better
nitrogen, potassium and phosphorus
I worked it into the clay.

It's my reflection
See me trade sweat and dirt with the earth
Beg the sun for it's ray

It's my obsession
Hypothesize with the hedge bindweed
and I theorize with the thistle seed

May 05, 2011

Tiniest Viking

Deanie holds a secret in her eyes

Listen to/download this song --> Tiniest Viking - The Efts
YouTube version --> Tiniest Viking - The Efts

This is Deanie's theme. In some circles, Deanie is known as the Tiniest Viking. She is a powerful positive force in this world, and radiates a feeling of warmth that can be felt at a subatomic level. Deanie has been a part of our lives for many years and we'll continue to love the time we get to spend together. Tiniest Viking forever!!

Lyrics:

To the left is a temptation
To the right is a brass ring
She continues down the middle
She's the tiniest viking

Head up, chin out, eyes straight
No lack of clout today.

In her eyes she holds a secret
see them glimmer, see them glow
In her hands she holds her sons
In her arms she holds her beau
In her heart are fields of summer
winter, spring and fall
In her mind she plays this song
with her voice she sings along

Breathe in, hold it. Take wing.
Breathe out Tiny Viking.

May 03, 2011

The Efts on Indie 69!


Link to the playlist --> Indie 69 May 2011 Playlist

Yay! We've been included in this month's Indie 69 playlist. This playlist has a great history of aggregating and disseminating new music, and we're overjoyed to be added to the current grouping. Thanks Indie69!! May you continue paving the musical path for all time.

May 02, 2011

The Efts on Radio Clash!


Link to the podcast --> Radio Clash episode 203

Deep breaths. Deeeeeep breaths. We continue to be overwhelmed. Another podcast has decided to include us in a recent episode, this time with our tune In Between Games. Radio Clash, a constant emitter of superior sonic signals from across the pond, has been pumping out podcasts for years. We're humbled and honored to be a part of his ever-growing legion of listeners.

The Efts on HipTrax!


Link to the podcast --> GeekDad HipTrax #70

We're overwhelmed with unabashed waves of positive thought! We just discovered our inclusion in the 70th episode of GeekDad's HipTrax from Wired. Once again, our thanks go out to Z for adding us to the mix with chiptune maestros Comptroller and Dot.AY. Cheers!!


May 01, 2011

The Efts on Hipster, Please!


Link to the podcast --> Radio Free Hipster Ep. 109

We're thrilled to have been included in the most recent episode of Radio Free Hipster. If you're not familiar with the excellent blog Hipster, Please! we implore you to check it out. Radio Free Hipster (the podcast facet of Hipster, Please!) has been a crucial component of the geek music community, and is a regular visitor to the various subwoofers and tweeters littering our house. Thanks Z for all of your continued efforts and for allowing us to grace your program.

April 20, 2011

Your Turn Now (Updated!)



Download/Play this song --> Your Turn Now - The Efts
YouTube version ---> Your Turn Now - The Efts

This is a much needed update to one of our older songs. We originally wrote this song when our dear friends had a baby. It had lyrics like 'Used to be you thought for one, now you think for three." The song worked out fine until three became four. In an effort to make this song viable once again, a complete overhaul was recently performed. Lolo added some great background vocals and we remixed the majority of the synths to reflect a more modern feel.

April 02, 2011

Tippytoe Frankenstein

Listen to/download this song --> Tippytoe Frankenstein - The Efts

Happy birthday Deanie! Here's a song about Tippytoe Frankenstein, the powerful alter-ego of Deanie and Dylan's youngest son. We had a lot of fun with this one, particularly with the vocals and the synthesizers. Lolo recorded some great chorus vocals (yay!!) for this project. We also extensively used this amazing new addon instrument compilation called SynthPack from AMG. It adds over 150 vintage digital and analog synthesizers to the already sizable instrument library within our Powerbook. Almost all of the sounds in this song are courtesy of the classic synths we discovered in SynthPack.

Lyrics:

Everybody rise
when he comes into the room.
You don't know why?
You'll figure out real soon.

Under a good sign
was born a good friend of mine.
No way to define
Tippytoe Frankenstein.

He has a heart of gold
that he wears on his sleeve.
He's a hero of old.
Salute him for me.

March 20, 2011

This Music is Probably Too Geeky for You

Download our album (it's free) --> This Music is Probably Too Geeky for You - The Efts

After a few years of making music, we've decided to compile the latest versions of our favorite few tunes. We hope you find some enjoyment from our efforts. As always, thanks for listening!

Song List:

1 Lyon Among Wolves
2 Zeros and Ones
3 Rises in Your Eyes
4 The Improver
5 Superimposed
6 Your Turn Now
7 Hordiculturalists Theme
8 In Between Games

March 18, 2011

In Between Games


Listen to/download this song --> In Between Games - The Efts
Watch the YouTube version --> In Between Games - The Efts

I'm a lifelong gamer. Luckily for me, I'm married to a lifelong gamer. Being sucked into a really good video game can be exhilarating but can also wreck any chance of being responsible for actual life. This song is about the productive times in any gamer's life when no games are being played.

Lyrics:

Hard to believe all I do
when I'm in between games

Working and driving and writing songs
Talking and laughing and walking dogs
Sleeping and making Ovaltine
Seeing and touching you

March 06, 2011

Superimposed


Listen to/download this song --> Superimposed - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> Superimposed - The Efts

Recently I watched a documentary about a mathematician that pioneered the field of quantum mechanics. After some follow-up research of the film and its subject, I became aware of the idea that quantum bonds are created as a result of spending a lot of time with others. This song is dedicated to all of those who've superimposed time and space with me.

Lyrics:

Our bodies fail
but that's okay
Our minds get frail
we have today

We share this ride
through space and time
Walk side by side
indivisible prime

We are superimposed
Oh yeah

Our lives just can't
be quantified
Our atoms dance
electrified

March 04, 2011

Zeros and Ones


Listen to/download this song --> Zeros and Ones - The Efts
Listen to the YouTube version --> Zeros and Ones - The Efts

After Dylan worked so hard to host my music I was inspired to write a new tune this afternoon. This is a quickie based on an idea I had to embed binary code within a song. When connected, all of the zeros and ones in this song equal 'I heart U'. Sigh, I'm such a dork. Also I experimented with bitcrushing the vocals on this one.

Lyrics:

0100100
I want to be your digital hero

1001000
Don't want to be a binary Nero

0000111
Returning my waves back to the sun

1000011
Set my signal free to seek and run

I'm reducing this message to it's basic parts.
I'm reducing this packet size for you.

0011001
My pulse is beating off and on

0000001
My work has only just begun.

010101

February 14, 2011

How to make songs just like The Efts



We tend to get a lot of questions about our methods. In an effort to help make the world a more musical place, we've decided to detail our general tactics in a few easy steps. So without further ado, here's how you can make your own stuff!

1. Start using loop-based software. There are several similar programs out there (ACID, Sound Forge, FruityLoops, GarageBand, MixCraft, among others). We use loop-based software to build songs in a visual manner, chunk by chunk. A 'loop' is a short (usually 4, 8, or 16 beat) clip of sound.

2. Create several loops that sound good together. Using the aforementioned software and a USB-enabled musical keyboard, tap out a few notes on your synthesizer.  If you're just starting out, it can help to borrow from one of the many loops that generally accompany such software.  It's also very easy to write your own loops using just your computer's QWERTY keyboard, although we prefer to use our giant Casio CT 6000 or our tiny Akai Pro LPK25 to write the synthesizer loops in our tunes. Most loop-based software organizes the loop library by beats, key, style, etc to make it simple to sort through and find other loops that melodically fit the first loop in your creation. Also try to find a few beats (building beats by overlaying several drum patterns can be addictive! Beware!) Once you've managed to gather a few loops that sound nice together, it's time for step 3.

3. Hum a lot. Listen to your short loop-based creation made in the previous step. Listen to it a LOT. Over and over and over and over again. Hum along with it. Hum creatively, adding some rests and some harmony. Make a new mental loop using your hum. When you hear your instrumental loop, you should automatically start humming your voice part. Now replace the hum with a few words. Add some rhymes (use a free online rhyming dictionary to juice your creativity). You just made lyrics! Congratulations!

4. Record your vocals. Once you've managed to think of a voice part and written some lyrics, it's time to record. Go to a quiet area, free of white noise and reflective surfaces. We use a Snowball microphone from Blue for our vocal recording. The voice recording phase for any song can be maddening. Record more tracks than you need. Experiment with different qualities of your voice. Try singing extra breathy, or extra loud. Save all your tracks for later. Be patient, it will be worth it when you get to the next step. Remember, after you've added some effects to your vocal track it ALWAYS sounds better than you think at first.

5. Post-editing. This is the biggest step. Think of your song as a Lego creation. You have your pieces out in front of you (loops, vocals, drums) and you have to fit them together. There are hundreds of effects and sounds that can be applied to any loop. Perhaps you started out with loop that used a classical piano sound, but you change it to an old 1960's sci-fi wave sound. Then you add a spooky bongo drum part that you effected with a metallic echo. You drop in your vocals which you change to sound like you're singing from space over an old radio. When we make songs, the vast majority of time is spent in this phase. We move parts of songs around, add and subtract loops, change individual sounds, etc.

6. Beta testing. Your final step! Assuming you want to make an mp3 of your creation, it's vital that you beta test your new song on a few different systems. Some of our songs have included over 30 different tracks of audio. When all of those tracks are compressed into an mp3, the song will sound quite different. Usually the bass is much louder in the mp3 version. Send your song to a few friends and see what they think about the various volume levels. Just because it sounds good (or bad) on your computer's speakers doesn't mean it will sound okay in your car. After your beta test, go back and tweak your song a bit more until it sounds acceptable.

...and done. Enjoy your new song! We've made songs that have taken about an hour to get through all of these steps. Other songs have taken weeks. Most songs never get completed. Of the 200+ songs we've started, only about 20 have been 'done'. Don't be discouraged, and most importantly always have fun!

February 06, 2011

The Improver - The Efts



Listen to the Youtube version -> The Improver - The Efts
Download this mp3 -> The Efts - The Improver

This is a song I wrote for Lolo's Valentine's Day 2011 present. For over 20 years I've watched Lolo slowly improve the world around her. Whether it be home improvement, gardening, teaching, or her carefully crafted WoW UI, she's always improving something. This song is dedicated to her powerful alter ego: The Improver.

Lyrics:

The Improver is your name, and improving lights your flame, you will always be the same, fixing everything that's lame

Adding to your students' lives, taking miles off of drives, saving all your ones and fives, until your rainy day arrives.

When you look into the mirror I just wish that you could picture the perfection that I see.

You are to me the perfect you.

Some things need some real improving, but don't be self disapproving, look through me, and the vision that I see.

December 20, 2010

The Efts on WoW Insider!

Some Hordiculturalists preparing for a goblin assault on Ragefire Chasm


We're thrilled to report that The Efts have been immortalized on WoW Insider! We had a blast working with the article's author, Anne Stickney. Her story does a great job of encapsulating our methods and history. Thanks Anne for allowing us to grace the pages of WoW Insider, a site that we've checked daily for at least five years.

December 01, 2010

Hordiculturalists Theme

Several Hordiculturalists sporting casual attire

Listen to and/or download this song --> The Efts - Hordiculturalists Theme

This was an overdue song. Lolo and I have been playing World of Warcraft with the same bunch of folks for over five years. We've been through a lot and have much more to go now that Cataclysm is on the immediate horizon. This song is dedicated to our guild on the Ravenholdt server. For the Horde!

Lyrics:

You pick a fight with one of us
you'll have to fight with all of us
You can knock us down
We will not stay down

We have DPS that will recount best
Our tanks' aggro never will let go
Kill a boss then rest, pop a lock on a chest
Our healers are pro, mana never runs low

We are the Hordiculturalists.
We are the Horde.

You'll find us all on Ravenholdt
Where we're busy farming gold
Having fun is always key
come and share our brevity

We have DPS that will recount best
Our tanks' aggro never will let go
Kill a boss then rest, pop a lock on a chest
Our healers are pro, mana never runs low

We are the Hordiculturalists.
We're never bored.
We are the Hordiculturalists
in Howling Fjord.
We are the Hordiculturalists.
Socketed sword.
We are the Hordiculturalists.
Honor points scored.
We are the Hordiculturalists.
Welcome aboard.
We are the Hordiculturalists.
We are the Horde.

November 14, 2010

Chemical Love




Listen to and/or download this song ---> The Efts - Chemical Love
YouTube version ---> Chemical Love - The Efts

It's been a long time, but I'm excited to be back with a new song. This is Lolo's 2010 birthday song-present. While writing the lyrics, I had to do a bit of research about the chemicals inherent in being in love. By listening to this song you can learn! I call it slearnging. Enjoy!

Lyrics:

When we're together I release chemicals
Dopamine, norepinephrine and more.
My lower levels of serotonin will help
me focus on you whom I do adore.
And my endorphines race past my frontal cortex
along with oxytocin and vasopressin.
Meanwhile your brain is busy releasing the same
glorious cocktail of absolute love.
My chemicals, they love your chemicals.
Your chemicals they love my chemicals.
Our chemicals make other chemicals
that make our chemicals love our love.

May 18, 2010

Lyon Among Wolves

John Lyon fears no werewolves

Listen to/download the song ---> The Efts - Lyon Among Wolves
YouTube version ---> Lyon Among Wolves - The Efts

John "Baby Toes" Lyon is a great friend of mine. We've spent many many hours together playing video games (mostly WoW) and laughing at everything around us. During the heyday of my ownership of Wild Wonderful Video Games, we were part of a large crew of folks that played WoW together. John's playing style was unique, mostly due to his craptastic laptop. He had no spacebar, no enter key, and several other keys were also missing. His system was constantly overheating due to being woefully undergeared for WoW so he played with a huge box fan next to him. At best, his screen showed four frames per second. Even with all of these handicaps, he completely dominated the rest of us. We all assumed he had some kind of extra-sensory perception or something. Needless to say, his WoW prowess demanded a song so here it is.

Lyrics:

Never needed a spacebar
Never needed an enter key
Only four frames per second
Borrows from his ESP.
You can try to escape him.
You can try to get away.
You can hide in a corner.
He will be there waiting for you.

Like a lion among the wolves
He will prey upon the predators.

Cools his system with box fans
Knows the ends will justify the means
He will dominate your LAN.
Is he man or is he part machine?
Like a lion among the wolves
He will prey upon the predators
Like a lion among the wolves
He will stand while we all fall

May 02, 2010

Ring of Fire


Camping in Dolly Sods 1994

Listen to the song ---> The Efts - Ring of Fire
YouTube version ---> Ring of Fire - The Efts

I've never tried karaoke. Lolo and I have discussed our options and I decided I'd probably go with the Social Distortion version of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire for my first karaoke attempt. Subsequent discussions with Dylan and Deanie brought to my attention that maybe doing a cover song would be fun. So here's my attempt at covering the only song to which I can comfortably remember the lyrics (which is the primary reason for this being my main karaoke choice).

Please leave a comment for The Efts about this song.

April 22, 2010

You Say (Snowball re-edit)


The amazing Snowball microphone from Blue looks as good as it sounds.

Listen to the song ----> The Efts - You Say (Snowball Re-edit)

This is just a quick re-recording of the vocals on You Say. I used the Snowball microphone to replace the original vocals which were done with the on-board mic on the Powerbook. I employed a 3x mono-vocal overlay to add some depth to the recording. Our next project is to re-record the vocal track on I Saw Her Standing on the Curb. Lolo plans to work on a duet of said song with me! We'll post it as soon as we get done.

April 18, 2010

Moving Away


Dylan and Deanie's new home March 2010

Listen to and download this song ---> Moving Away-The Efts
YouTube version ---> Moving Away - The Efts

Newest song! Recently our co-couple Dylan and Deanie bought a house. They packed up and moved away from Brooklyn in the middle of a blizzard. We spent the weekend at their new place a couple weeks ago and had a wonderful time. Since returning from our visit, I've been thinking about this idea for a song to give to our friends as a house-warming present. This project is based on another one of our old Braceface tunes called Preston County. It was Dylan's favorite of our songs, so I've appropriately updated the lyrics to reflect the current chapter in the lives of Dylan, Deanie, Wiles and Ashland.

Also Dylan and Deanie don't have a dog yet but they really should adopt one, don't you think?

Lyrics: No more moving so fast, no more fighting through crowds. No more climbing down stairs when you want to get out. No more smoky exhaust, no more mind-numbing noise. Now you're spreading your wings 'cause you've made a big choice. And you're leaving the big city and you're never looking back. You've bought a lovely home that has some trees and grass out back. You'll never have to think about anxiety attacks. This chapter of your life is found just off the beaten track. No more neighbors upstairs, no more paying to park. No more shying away from a stranger's remark. Now you play with your boys on the hill in your yard and you go to a shelter and adopt St. Bernards.

Please leave a comment for The Efts about this song

April 16, 2010

Jackson and Sam


Jackson and Sam and Greta 2010

Listen to and/or download the song ---> Jackson and Sam - The Efts
YouTube version ---> Jackson and Sam - The Efts

This tune is dedicated to the sons of our friends Kristian and Sara. I had a lot of fun with this one. Prior to this project I never really explored the various atmospheric textures and sounds in the FX directory within Garageband. I overlayed several of them to try to create the sound of a spaceship taking off and doing battle with space pirates. I'm hoping Jackson and Sam have fun with this theme song to their fake TV show called Space Police.

Also, having lyrics like "Space kittens in trees" is a good indication that this song is probably pretty cool.

Lyrics: We are cruising through space at the speed of light. I am at the controls and my target's in sight. Now our job is complete. We fly to the east. We are Jackson and Sam and we're the space police. Space pirates are bad. Stealing from the poor. We will hunt them all down until there are no more. Space coffees and teas. Space kittens in trees. We are Jackson and Sam and we're the space police.

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I Saw Her Standing By the Curb


First ever picture taken of us. Ohiopyle, PA 1989

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---> The Efts - I Saw Her Standing By the Curb

Except for one song recorded before getting a Mac, all of my songs on this blog were created using GarageBand on a Powerbook G4. I've spent a lot of time tweaking settings, downloading loops, experimenting with sounds, etc. While I certainly have a long way to go before I really feel comfortable with my songs, I feel like I have a much better handle on the usage of GarageBand now. This song was one of my very first attempts at using the software. The vocals are not good. I like the words, but the quality of the recording is bad. Nevertheless, I've uploaded this song for the sake of posterity. I built the main synthesizer loop in this song using the Bubblegum effect (I love that buzz sound) coupled with an octave effect for the bass.

This song was mostly written a few years prior to getting the Mac. I wrote it with an actual guitar in mind but it was easy to make the transition to GarageBand for recording purposes.

Lyrics: I saw her standing by the curb. She was new. She was cute. Weeks went by. We were both so shy. I knew it would behoove me to take her to a movie. We dated all through high school and we always had good times. After graduation we both knew it was time. So we had a little wedding with some friends and family. And we moved to an apartment and we got real jobs. Every day was even better than the last one. And I loved her even more and even more. And now it's been 10 years and we just got started. And we have a little house and it's in the woods. And we have a couple dogs and they're really nice. She's still my bestest friend and I am her's too. We take walks around the forest. We hold hands together. And we do stuff on the chore list unless it's rainy weather. And we like to watch our shows Simpsons and Survivor. And we like to play our games. Ravenholdt's our server.

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I Remember Intellivision


Braceface in Morgantown, WV 1998

Listen to and/or download the song
---> Braceface - I Remember Intellivision
YouTube version ---> I Remember Intellivision - Braceface

In the mid 1990s I belonged to one of the greatest bands of all time: Braceface. Please keep in mind the name of the band pre-dated the horrible cartoon of the same name. At one time the band included Dylan (drums), Lolo (bass), Tabblet (bass), Thompson (guitar) and me (guitar/vocals). Later it boiled down to just Dylan, Lolo and me. While we had no microphone, I clearly recall screaming the vocals to this song over trashy guitars in Dylan's basement.

A few years after the band broke up I found myself sitting with Lolo in front of a PC while fooling around with Cakewalk's Guitar Pro software. An hour later, we had this song recorded. Lolo played the bass in this one while I sang and played guitars over the software's drum machine. This song is rather unique as it's the only one posted here that was created using mostly live instruments (all except the delightfully lo-fi drum machine). Braceface lives!

Quick notes about the production of this badly recorded song: we rigged our amps with a small digital PC microphone placed strategically in front of the speaker. Lolo played a proper bass line, but my guitar only had (has!) two strings so it's a good thing I added a compressor peddle to fill out the sound.

Lyrics: I remember Intellivision. I remember the A-Team. I remember Daisy Duke and ice cream. I remember being sick when I tried eating those doggie treats. I remember swinging flags and banana seats. When you think back to all those years ago it makes you wonder why all we think about is where we're going when we should be thinking about where we've been. Didn't know about STDs and didn't know about rock and roll. Knew a lot about water fights and digging holes. I remember the Weeble Wobbles and didn't know about fads or trends. Pacman, Metroid and Mario were my best friends.

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April 15, 2010

Not a Handsome Man


Two of our many alts - Challah and Pumpernickel

Listen to the song
---> The Efts - Not a Handsome Man
YouTube version ---> Not a Handsome Man - The Efts

This is one of the latest songs we wrote and it's real exciting for a couple of reasons. First of all, Lolo sings on this tune! I wrote my part and gave it to her for Valentine's Day 2010. Within a week she had her part worked out. After 2 hours of tinkering, she presented this version of the song to me. I was overwhelmed. I'm really hoping this prompts more duets in the future. The way Lolo overlayed her voice worked out great. She's a natural! This song is also exciting because it commemorates our 20th Valentines Day together. 20 years!!! We're awesome.

Lyrics: I am not a handsome man. No no no. (Yes you are to me) Cracks and flaws on the gemstone of my soul. (Makes you mine for all time) Your beauty makes up for the ugliness of myself. (But your heart is full of kindness) Your cool water tempers my steel. (And your flame keeps me sane) Your ways will save my days from my nights. (Your ways will save my nights from my days) You are the cat and I'm the tree. Your feral claws are the answer to my spells. My bells will ring and sing. (I am the bear you are the priest. Your healing spells are the answer to my growls Your bells will sing and ring).

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You Say



Looking skyward on Bruce's front 300, spring 2009

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---> The Efts - You Say
YouTube version ---> You Say - The Efts

This is a quirky little ditty I wrote and recorded in about an hour. We had been visiting some family and a comment was made that Lolo needed to hurry up and have kids. I got thinking about various expectations and *voila* this song was born. I remember having tears in my eyes when I sang the part about light coming out of her eyes. Happens sometimes.


I recently (April 20 2010) re-recorded the vocals using the Snowball microphone. I think it improves the quality of this song. The mushiness of the vocals in the previous version bothered me. The ability to use the on-board microphone is a nice option, but unfortunately it also records all other ambient sounds, white noise, etc. The Snowball microphone (I feel like an advertisement) is wonderful - directional, focused and crisp recordings. Thanks again for the microphone Dylan and Deanie!

Lyrics: You say you don't wanna be a rocker baby. You say you don't wanna be a star. You say you don't wanna cruise the blocker baby. You say you don't wanna big car. Everybody wants to see you with a baby baby. Everybody wants to see you go far. You tell 'em you are gonna get a rocket baby. You tell 'em you are gonna see the stars. Your ride is gonna be up on a rocket baby. Your ride is gonna take you up to the stars. Your light is gonna shine out of your eyes baby. Your light is gonna shine down on us all.

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